YELL NOW, THINK ABOUT MONEY LATER

YOUR RAGE DESERVES INVESTMENT

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STARTER FURY
$29.99

FOR THE CASUALLY ANGRY

  • ✓ 1 #PB-YELLING PILLOW
  • ✓ SCREAMING GOAT ENERGY
  • ✓ PATRICK STEWART APPROVAL
  • ✓ BASIC SOUNDPROOFING
  • ✗ CORN FIELD INSURANCE
MAXIMUM FURY
$49.99

THE POPULAR CHOICE FOR SERIOUS YELLERS

  • ✓ 1 #PB-YELLING PILLOW (PREMIUM EDITION)
  • ✓ ENHANCED SCREAMING GOAT ENERGY
  • ✓ PATRICK STEWART'S DIGNIFIED APPROVAL
  • ✓ ADVANCED SOUNDPROOFING
  • ✓ BASIC CORN FIELD INSURANCE
  • ✓ BONUS: DIGITAL YELLING GUIDE
LEGENDARY FURY
$99.99

FOR THOSE WHO NEVER STOP YELLING

  • ✓ 2 #PB-YELLING PILLOWS (DELUXE EDITION)
  • ✓ INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH FURY
  • ✓ PATRICK STEWART PERSONAL VIDEO MESSAGE
  • ✓ MILITARY-GRADE SOUNDPROOFING
  • ✓ LIFETIME CORN FIELD INSURANCE
  • ✓ EXCLUSIVE YELLING COMMUNITY ACCESS
  • ✓ VIP SUPPORT HOTLINE

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FREQUENTLY YELLED QUESTIONS

WHERE DID THIS PILLOW DESIGN COME FROM?

FROM A PLACE OF PURE, UNADULTERATED ABSURDITY. IT WAS BORN FROM THE UNDERSTANDING THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED SOMETHING RIDICULOUS TO MATCH YOUR MOOD.

WILL THIS ACTUALLY MAKE ME LESS ANGRY?

NO. IT WILL MAKE YOU A ANGRIER PERSON WITH A QUALITY PILLOW. THAT'S CALLED AN UPGRADE.

DOES IT COME WITH SOUND EFFECTS?

THE ONLY SOUND EFFECTS ARE YOURS. THIS IS YOUR CANVAS. YOUR SCREAMING STAGE. YOUR RAGE THEATER.

WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE IT?

YOU WILL. BUT IF YOU DON'T, WE HAVE A 30-DAY RETURN POLICY. ADMITTEDLY, THIS POLICY DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.

CAN I RETURN THIS FOR A REFUND?

THIS IS A PARODY WEBSITE AND THE PILLOW ISN'T FOR SALE. SO NO REFUNDS. SORRY!

WHO DESIGNED THIS PILLOW?

A CREATIVE PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS THAT SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED TO YELL. POSSIBLY A GOAT. POSSIBLY PATRICK STEWART HIMSELF.

OUR 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEE

IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED AFTER SCREAMING INTO THIS PILLOW,

WE'LL DOUBLE YOUR SCREAMING TIME ON OUR DIME.

(THIS GUARANTEE IS VOID BECAUSE THIS IS A PARODY WEBSITE)